When your every entrance creates the awkwardest of moments, that one time when we were allowed to not be awkward makes more sense to me. Oh, pretty pretty little picture, I’m gonna star fuck your brains out when I log in. Whosah. Heart^n. Double plus! Hmm.
I now watch Celebrity skin on a huge fucking monitor (5:4, 19” I’m used to the laptop!), and I have Word up on the open, docked laptop. And it’s on a playlist. If my computer was fast enough, this might just work. Buffering. Oy.
To “do” upon login:
Updated Playlists today:
Recently thunk: I’m in love with straight guys and gay girls. That’s not avoidance of possibility, is it? Nanotyrant.
I think we’re done here.
Holy shitballs, batman. WikiNews has sure proved its worthlessness, eh? Fuck. Why don’t you go write some funny true shit for that. I dunno. I don’t, so who the fuck am I to say? Oh, right, someone who does other things. Fuck. The ability to design blissful lifestyles is not limited by cash, but by participants. People who want to actually use, move freely about, and learn from the world around them. Trust, by default. React honestly, directly. Show your hand. What are we saving it for? The truth, the now.
I have control of my hands again, and they’re kinda cold. Ooh, it’s almost beer o’clock! Huzzah, pointski! An one mawr pibbrr, o’c. mweh? fzyp. rllllz. ‘oice! *smooches*
Word works better on the smaller screen for everything but symbolditing. Right?
Seriously, if you work for wikinews now, you suck. YOU’RE A FUCKING NEWS SITE AND YOU’RE GETTING SCOOPED BY THE ENCYCLOPEDIA!!!
I honestly think that needed to be yelled. That’s like hyper-ridiculous. Whatever, never mind.
Reasons Wikipedia is better than Wikinews:
- need I go on?
- ncnnews.org – Mega-landslide in Bolivia affects Nazarene families
Touche! (the counter-point):
- shya, barely.
Oh, more disturbing shit from facebook. You are apparently blocked from passing along unsubstantiated rumors or even personal thoughts unless they come from authorized sources. Yeah, no share link. Whose criteria? What’s the criteria? Smooth customer experience, eh? No truth. Fascist fucking censorship, plain and fucking simple!!! Facebook, you are a for profit pile of worthlessness. Open up. NOW. Whatever. Skip ‘em.
- Go open source.
- Come on, kid, if you can handle xhtml, you can handle this. (or this, this, )
- How I make my computer faster again.
- I just downloaded nkprods.nBinder and nkprods.nMacro for some reason. I like this software. It reminds me of http://nsis.sourceforge.net/Main_Page somehow.
- http://www.puppylinux.com/flash-puppy.htm you can put it on your camera!
- I suck at fb, ‘cuz fb sux ah whee!
- Local Currency
- http://twitpic.com/45jbon: good/evil
- http://twitpic.com/45jcz0 you/me