drunk hack, etc.
FCC ID BEJLX295
MEID DEC 268435458416116755
seriously, hack the shit out of this so it fucking works. I don’t care. I prefer linux, but I don’t wanna have to buy a fucking data cord. No. Make it work. From there. Get access. Put an OS on my phone that will boot fast, work, and be fucking intuitive. Bio-linguistical-optics, yes? We’re making porn here, not watching it. DATA RULZ. FUCKING NOW. I SHOULD NOT EVEN HAVE HAD TO ASK.
p.s. if you don’t know my passies alreadski then you’re stupid2. pfwa.
p.p.s. the data about the phone above should be relatively accurate. I don’t care if you work there or not. White-hattit. Proof of concept. Hooczrx? Cares. Who? What? Uh. Right.
p.p.p.s. I love you guyz so much. Please make my dreams kumTrue©®™ⁿ!
p.p.p.p.s. that’s exactly why I drink.