greetings my fellow earthlings
Hi. My name is Tyler Mertes. I’m the unfortunate cause of such uTube and MiSpayce nonsense of the same idiotic handle. I’m also the Dictator/CEO of LazyAssWasteoid Industries, L.L.C., the anti-profit legal fact of no clearly discernible purpose, membership, or goals. If it allows me to survive, cool. If it gets me some geurilla sniper’s bullet through my fucked up little brain, really cool.